DINOCIDE RIP MOVIE

After that breakdown, he realizes that perhaps he has been attacking the movie from the wrong angle.Men have no.just fuck it, we're not doing it!Ĭritic: (holds his head in his hands and groans) So, this military force of a planet, that has an atmosphere made out of radiation, has never had an explosion? This race is more gun-happy than Charlton Heston's SHOOTING GALLERY, and yet there's NEVER BEEN AN EXPLOSION ON THIS PLANET?! They could look at a KITTEN, and somehow they'd make it blow up! THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY! THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN EXP- WHAT?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! THIS IS STUPID! THIS IS STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!' (speeds up as the Critic goes into meltdown mode) Our solution to losing the baby weight would be 'Losing the baby.' No man would ever have sex again if they knew a baby was coming out of it - excuse me - out of THEM! Men have no practice. No man could resist alcohol during pregnancy. Men are horrible at throwing baby showers. No man is going through a friggin' C-section. If a baby kicks, the man would probably kick back. This would probably be some form of incest. God knows what kind of mutations would arise. A man could get pregnant just by jerking off. Men would never take care of themselves properly. No man would volunteer unless doing it for a movie role. Of course, there are those nasty morals and the body thing, what with men not having vaginas, for instance, but it's just the tip of the iceberg. And, of course, the reasons why men couldn't get pregnant.

Hey kids, let's play 'find the joke', with Dora the Explorer!.In which he throws in a picture of Chuck Bass. Also, the Critic getting his own Big-Lipped Alligator Moment.Neo's reaction to the main character's name being John Matrix:Ĭritic: (completely nonchalant) All right, back to the review.'Mommy, I want some ice-cream, some cookies, and I want it now, now now now now NOW!!!'.'But luckily the flight attendant is here to return your seats and tray tables to their upright- KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!' (KABOOM!!!).'Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay/I sleep all night, and apparently I wear women's clothing.We also ask you to NOT knock the person sitting beside you out, and then snap their neck, tucking them in and making them look as though they're sleeping. 'Hello, this is your Captain speaking, asking for you to put your seats in the upright positions.'Dude! Do you know how much preparation I had to put into that set up? You're a freaking a-hole!'.'This is starting to look more like a Jackass stunt.'.'HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.!'.'Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?' 'THAT'S RIGHT, MATRIX YOU DID!!!' ' I Lied.'.YOU HAVE TO CALL COLLEEEEECT! IT WILL SAVE YOU MONEY AND IS SO MUCH CHEAPER FOR THE OTHER CALLER!.'Okay, this is just a competition of who can make the sillier face now!'Īrnold: You're a funny guy, Sully.Because we know somebody gets off on this.' That's why we're presenting 'Some Like It Rough'. You like watching two people doin' it while Arnold Schwarzenegger and some random black guy are fighting in the background? Our research says that at least 1% of the population does.

'Dead tired.' She doesn't get it now but when she does she's going to laaaaugh…' The opening sequence, which plasters Doug's wonderful mug over various posters from other Ah-nold movies, all set to the Voice Clip Song of 'Put That Cookie Down'.Critic wildly firing his gun in random directions, including at his own head, and still somehow hitting the random mooks from the film.Then there's a clip of charging Mûmakil from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: cut to Arnold, they all fall over in a screaming, armored-elephant heap.

The camera cuts to Arnold, and the plane crashes and explodes. He starts out by showing Ahnold owning the mooks.

Critic lampshading how Arnold is an Invincible Hero and One-Man Army.

'OOOOHOHOHOHO, YOU GOT ICE CREAM ON MY FACE! OHOHO, WHAT A SPECTACLE! IT'S STILL ON MY FACE! I SHALL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER, AS ICE CREAM DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!'.

'This message will self-destruct in one second.' 'Huh?' (BOOM!!!).

Dinocide rip